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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Max Bygraves: a Faux Pas
Imagine my mortified embarrassment as I realised, midway through a rendition of When You Come to the End of a Lollipop to a group of four-year-olds, that it was a song stuffed with doubles entendres and not a cute song about sweeties as I had previously assumed. The fearsome vibes emanating from their Montessori teacher were what did it.
I think the Swedish author of the article may have not been the best person to spot inuendo; she seems to miss some in the quotes she used. Personally I find Zappa's "Bobby Brown" totally offensive; he degenerated into poop jokes, misogyny and homophobia. Wanker.
I am sure I am not the only person in the world who is or was totally naive about these things. Even five years ago, a shocked (and experienced in more ways than one) lecturer at the University of the West told me that 'Rock'n'roll is slang for sex, you know!'. I was equally shocked that he'd go so far through his rock'n'roll life without realising!
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I can't decide what I want to be. I thought I was an illustrator and then I turned into a musician by accident. Along the way I've wanted to be a fireman and HGV driver and it's getting too late now! I can't stop writing songs, and if I did, I'd not be able to stop drawing pictures. I wish I could play piano, trumpet and accordion. I always used to long for long blonde hair until I dyed my hair blonde and I looked disgusting. I nearly bought a motorbike (BSA Bantam), but spent the money on a bass amplifier instead and joined Joby and the Hooligans in 1977. I can't resist going into charity shops and buying clothes which I often take back the next day.
I eat Magnum Classics all summer long, and mini-poppadums all winter. In spring and autumn, I don't eat anything.
3 Comments:
Oh no! That's really funny though even so!
I read this today and thought of your "Lollipop" blindness:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/feb/26/broadcasting-regulations-offensive-language
I think the Swedish author of the article may have not been the best person to spot inuendo; she seems to miss some in the quotes she used. Personally I find Zappa's "Bobby Brown" totally offensive; he degenerated into poop jokes, misogyny and homophobia. Wanker.
Phil.
I am sure I am not the only person in the world who is or was totally naive about these things.
Even five years ago, a shocked (and experienced in more ways than one) lecturer at the University of the West told me that 'Rock'n'roll is slang for sex, you know!'.
I was equally shocked that he'd go so far through his rock'n'roll life without realising!
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