Astronomically Bad Joke
What do they spread on their toast on the Red Planet?
Marsmalade.
Marsmalade.
posted by Helen McCookerybook at Thursday, February 12, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
About Me
- Name: Helen McCookerybook
- Location: London, United Kingdom
Art at:http://helenmccookerybookart.com Music at:http://www.myspace.com/helenmccookerybook I can't decide what I want to be. I thought I was an illustrator and then I turned into a musician by accident. Along the way I've wanted to be a fireman and HGV driver and it's getting too late now! I can't stop writing songs, and if I did, I'd not be able to stop drawing pictures. I wish I could play piano, trumpet and accordion. I always used to long for long blonde hair until I dyed my hair blonde and I looked disgusting. I nearly bought a motorbike (BSA Bantam), but spent the money on a bass amplifier instead and joined Joby and the Hooligans in 1977. I can't resist going into charity shops and buying clothes which I often take back the next day. I eat Magnum Classics all summer long, and mini-poppadums all winter. In spring and autumn, I don't eat anything.
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1 Comments:
What do they spread on their toast in TV talk shows?
Oprahcot Jam.
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