Supposed to give current info about my gigs and recording, but has overflowed into reviews, a memoir and daily musings.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Oak
My fingernails are now a most attractive shade of oak, as I've been restoring the lustre f the Most Comfortable Chair in the World, which is rickety and made out of the Cheapest Wood in the World, but which had audibly thanked me for paying it a bit of attention. I'm thinking of taking my hands to the Antique Roadshow to get them valued.
Art at:http://helenmccookerybookart.com
Music at:http://www.myspace.com/helenmccookerybook
I can't decide what I want to be. I thought I was an illustrator and then I turned into a musician by accident. Along the way I've wanted to be a fireman and HGV driver and it's getting too late now! I can't stop writing songs, and if I did, I'd not be able to stop drawing pictures. I wish I could play piano, trumpet and accordion. I always used to long for long blonde hair until I dyed my hair blonde and I looked disgusting. I nearly bought a motorbike (BSA Bantam), but spent the money on a bass amplifier instead and joined Joby and the Hooligans in 1977. I can't resist going into charity shops and buying clothes which I often take back the next day.
I eat Magnum Classics all summer long, and mini-poppadums all winter. In spring and autumn, I don't eat anything.
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