Joke for 11.03 a.m. on a Saturday
What do you call a movie star with indigestion?
Audrey Heartburn
Audrey Heartburn
posted by Helen McCookerybook at Saturday, November 22, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
About Me
- Name: Helen McCookerybook
- Location: London, United Kingdom
Art at:http://helenmccookerybookart.com Music at:http://www.myspace.com/helenmccookerybook I can't decide what I want to be. I thought I was an illustrator and then I turned into a musician by accident. Along the way I've wanted to be a fireman and HGV driver and it's getting too late now! I can't stop writing songs, and if I did, I'd not be able to stop drawing pictures. I wish I could play piano, trumpet and accordion. I always used to long for long blonde hair until I dyed my hair blonde and I looked disgusting. I nearly bought a motorbike (BSA Bantam), but spent the money on a bass amplifier instead and joined Joby and the Hooligans in 1977. I can't resist going into charity shops and buying clothes which I often take back the next day. I eat Magnum Classics all summer long, and mini-poppadums all winter. In spring and autumn, I don't eat anything.
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2 Comments:
Did you make this up Helen? It's good!
Yes, I did. Actually, I misread it on a book cover as I did not have my glasses on, and did not realise it was funny until ten minutes later.
H x
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