Stretchy Skin
How horrible. But she said it made her look so much younger!
I went to the mirror, and dragged my skin up behind my ears, and lo! there was my jaw line!
I hit upon a fantastic wheeze, and a way of saving the thousands of pounds and the months of agony incurred by a facelift.
Now, whenever I approach the mirror, I drag my skin up behind my ears and I look ten years younger.
As soon as I walk away and I can't see myself any more, I let it drop back down into its usual comfortable folds.
Bingo!
1 Comments:
It's a shame Toyah hadn't pulled it all the way up, so her mouth wouldn't open. Around the time of the recording of 'It's a Mystery', for example.
The 'High Priestess of Punk', indeed...
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