Young Maaan!

Assumptions, assumptions!
I've just had a hilarious loyal customer call from Mojo mag, asking for Dr Reddington.
They had a special offer- Q, Arena or Empire for a quid for three months.
The young man on the phone was utterly confused.
'Sorry, I thought it Was Dr Reddington who was the subscriber...'
Oops, young man, oops!
'It's just that I thought with Mojo being a music magazine...'
Oops, oops, young man, oops, oops!

I was very nice, considering.