Supposed to give current info about my gigs and recording, but has overflowed into reviews, a memoir and daily musings.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wouldn't it be funny if....
...I had a hit with a song telling people how to program a link in HTML? I've got to do it now, haven't I? It's already a hit on this blog. Watch this space!
Luv the lyric so here is more: 'If I were like Desparate Dan, then I'd go & slap your man, I'd pump 2 rounds into his knees & drag you off down to Belize'
Well.. not really because I luv U both but had to think of a rhyme about S America BIG LUV JOBY
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Music at:http://www.myspace.com/helenmccookerybook
I can't decide what I want to be. I thought I was an illustrator and then I turned into a musician by accident. Along the way I've wanted to be a fireman and HGV driver and it's getting too late now! I can't stop writing songs, and if I did, I'd not be able to stop drawing pictures. I wish I could play piano, trumpet and accordion. I always used to long for long blonde hair until I dyed my hair blonde and I looked disgusting. I nearly bought a motorbike (BSA Bantam), but spent the money on a bass amplifier instead and joined Joby and the Hooligans in 1977. I can't resist going into charity shops and buying clothes which I often take back the next day.
I eat Magnum Classics all summer long, and mini-poppadums all winter. In spring and autumn, I don't eat anything.
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That's Helen's Tasty Musical Language, then?
Luv the lyric so here is more:
'If I were like Desparate Dan,
then I'd go & slap your man,
I'd pump 2 rounds into his knees
& drag you off down to Belize'
Well.. not really because I luv U both but had to think of a rhyme about S America
BIG LUV JOBY
& there is more:
'If I thought that anyone saw us,
I would take you to Honduras,
If I thought you wanted more,
then we flee to Ecuador'
Running out of countries can we try Europe?
I actually tried to come up with some witty HTML-related rhymes, but the realised I'm too pissed to make any sense.
I can tell you, however, that my photo of a weird blue 2.30am cloud was heavily featured on both the lunchtime and evening BBC News today.
No - honestly - look!
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